India News.

The Bassi family has indeed been reunited.
Pay the Bribe keeps you abreast of their adventures in poetic verse...

Begin the Beguin
India, what ho!
The Chicago Hillbilies
have arrived. Let us pray.

Played Like a Cheap Banjo
At Taj Mahal we
Cry "Uncle!" Agra scores one.
Chaos shangra-la.

Civil Disobedience
Annie ain't eatin.
Now, Ghandi-like hunger strike.
Lunch when Britain leaves.

Regime Change
Day of dethronement
Ali becomes clan's Queen Bee.
Laur now funniest!

For Ches: Neither Sarcastic, Nor Sassy
India assults senses.
Sights, smells, sounds, colors.
Overwhelms, amazes.

Ode to Facial Hair Fashion
Land of mustaches!
Mr. Dali would approve.
Vic feels quite welcome.

Highlights of the Week
Cab is hot-wired
Annie conquers heights, camels.
Touts, Ali don't play.