From disgruntled bribers...
To: Foreign women who chose to spend their vacations in countries with predominately Muslim populations.
From: Bribers near and far.
Re: Have you fallen? Have you fallen on your head? Have you fallen and hit your head on something hard?
Nice to see you. Thanks for coming out to Morocco, Jordan, Egypt. Glad you're stretching your legs, getting out of your cubicles.
Enough with the pleasantries. Allow me to ask- what the hell is wrong with you? You get that you chose to come here. To this place. This place with a ginormous Muslim population? You could have stayed at home and worn whatever the hell you like, regardless of whether or not its flattering. You want to refuse to wear long pants? Strut around in t-shirts? Leave your head uncovered?
Fine. Fine. I think it's obnoxious, but I'm moving on.
But walking around in halter tops, mini skirts, athletic shorts, cleavage bearing tank tops? Really? Have you fallen on your heads?
It's not just that it's disrespectful, though clearly, it is. It's the fact that this perception of Western women as a relatively easy specimen doesn't exactly get put to rest when you do this. And who pays? This kid. Walking around with a covered head and long pants and long sleeves even though it's 75 degrees out. This kid still gets leered, grabbed, hissed and propositioned.
Put on some clothes. I beg of you.
Disgruntled in Cairo,
To: Egyptian Men, young and old, far and wide.
From: Bribers, near and far.
Really? You're hissing at me? Has this yielded results in the past?
Baffled in Giza,
That's pretty much all the news from here.
Except that we saw this yesterday:
Yea. Amazing. Strangely located in the middle of a suburb, that's how much urban sprawl has taken place in Cairo.
We also bribed.
And were Canadian.
Okay...so we bribed to get an non-tourist vehicle into Giza.
And we were Canadian so as to avoid extra security following us everywhere.
Not exactly meeting Maosit rebels in the mountains.